Aussie Christmas Just Strange

Christmas tree farm in Victoria, Australia under clear blue skies
Clear blue skies in Australia. Not what you would get in the UK.

The below I wrote, let’s see over 7 years ago, when I had a much less advanced blog. And wondered if my thoughts are the same or now changed. As a family we emigrated to Australia 6 years ago this month and have loved almost every minute. The one thing though that I still can not get my head around is that Christmas is in the middle of summer and it is December. Having a roast when it is frequently in the mid to high 20s (high 60s F), seems well, just strange. The roast in December is still, hard work. But of course last Christmas (2021) we had a rack of beef. With all the trimmings. Over the years though we have learnt to plan ahead, so no matter the weather we are well prepared. So, after all these years is an Aussie Christmas just strange, even now.

First Christmas

Let’s take a step back in time. My first Christmas memory was getting a bike from Father Christmas, when I was four and not being able to use it on Boxing Day. Why, because the whole of the Gower Peninsula in South Wales was under a blanket of thick snow. So instead of using a bike, I was using the neighbour’s old wooden sledge, down the middle of the street we lived on. Yep, this hasn’t changed at all.

Greg Lake, Song For All Christmases

So from a young age I have associated Christmas with snow and cold weather. Or more like the lyrics of Greg Lake’s song, ‘They said there’ll be snow at Christmas…But instead, it just kept on raining.’ So with Christmas in July out of the way last month, it was a shock to the system when I got a call from my wife saying it was snowing, last week. Now that is no surprise in itself. But it just doesn’t snow on the Mornington Peninsula (about one hour south of Melbourne, Australia), not at sea level anyway.

And in August, that just sent my internal senses slightly into a spin. To add to this, we had a really heavy frost, to the delight of my son. The next best thing for him than snow is walking on the crunch that is frost on grass. Was a joy to behold. Each year we have tried to keep Christmas in July going with friends, even during challenging times. And to add to my confusion, we now have a wood burning stove. So, winter here is more a “proper” winter. But no stockings around the stove until the heat of summer. And as for the snow, nah, I can’t remember it snowing since. So, I’ve still not seen snow on the Peninsula.

Melbourne Christmas

To get around the feeling of everything being upside down, at Christmas, from the first year we arrived, we created a ‘new traditional’ Christmas. So each Christmas we make a day of it in the City (Melbourne). We visit Father Christmas at Myer’s and then the Melbourne must have, the Myer Christmas windows, which are just amazing. And you have to queue. And I mean you have to queue. If you don’t get there early on a Saturday, you are looking at queuing the length of one block. We used to visit the free show at the Crown, but they changed it a few years ago and the new show is very disappointing.

On the way home, we then visit the Christmas Bazaar at the Swedish Church in the leafy and wealthy suburb of Toorak. It is set in the lovely grounds of the old British Governors’ house and the sound of Scandinavian languages and smell of delicious food fill the air. I had almost forgotten about all of that. I can’t even remember the last time we went to the city (Melbourne) for anything to do with Christmas. I suppose, child’s grow up and these things become less important. Instead we now meet friends on the beach for some fish and chips in the week before Christmas.

Love a Great Panto

So what do we miss other than family and a good panto. Well bizarrely the wet and cold in the run up to Christmas, one of the things that made us leave the UK in the first place. But that is all forgotten, because there isn’t anything much better than spending Boxing Day on the beach, instead of a drafty British home watching television. I do still miss the wet and cold build up towards Christmas. But the more and more I watch YouTube videos on the build up towards Christmas, Vlogmases in the UK, I miss it less. This last Christmas I must say was different, whether it was because of the current political and social situation in Victoria. I don’t know. Christmas 2021 though was the best. So, maybe, just maybe I’m getting used to an Aussie Christmas just strange or maybe not.

Best Christmas decoration from 2021, Nutcracker Christmas bubble